ABOUT MYLES THE BRUHPIC
This is all about our great leader! These words were graciously picked from his mouth for your reading pleasure.
Favorite font: Comic Sans
Favorite word: "Bruh" and all connotations of the word bruh, see 'an extensive history of bruh moments' by Myles Lightfoot
Least favourite language: Baguette, as it does not contain the word 'bruh'
Favourite language: Bruhguette as it contains the word 'bruh'
Standout achievements: seemingly impossibly high usage of the word 'bruh'. Ability to tolerate Cameron Toner for 5 minutes at a time (rare), large collection of West Surrey Racing clothing -commonly known as 'da Myles collection', getting a D* in music tech -higher than james.
Plans for the future: Obtain BALLS trimmer, shut cammy cam toner down in an argument (happens, but not as often as would like), compile the biggest bruh moments throughout history in a museum (bruhseum), find out the function of a rubber duck, sleep properly (unlikely), grow up (impossible)